MONTY PYTHON
& THE HOLY GRAIL

♠ SCREENSHOTS

PART ONE
PART TWO


He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp,
Or to have his eyes gouged out and his elbows broken,
To have his kneecaps split and his body burned away
And his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin!



Left head: Oh, quick! Get the sword out. I want to cut his head off!
Right head: Oh, cut your own head off!
Middle head: Yes, do us all a favour! You snore!
Left head: Oh, I don't. Anyway, you've got bad breath.
Middle head: Well, it's only because you don't brush my teeth.



Galahad at Castle Anthrax



Lancelot: Yes, you were. You were in terrible peril.
Galahad: Look, let me go back in there and face the peril.



We are the Knights Who Say... 'Ni'!



Bloody weather



Sir Lancelot kills this flower and some



Are you saying 'ni' to that old woman?



Stop saying the word! The word . . . we cannot hear! Ow! He said it again! Wait! I said it! I said it! Ooh! I said it again! And there again! That's three 'it's! Ohh!



'Summer changed back into Winter...



I... am an enchanter. There are some who call me... 'Tim'



Tim: Follow. But! Follow only if ye be men of valour, for the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel that no man yet has fought with it and lived! Bones of full fifty men lie strewn about its lair. So, brave knights, if you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth.



That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on! Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer!



Tim: I warned you, but did you listen to me? Oh, no, you knew it all, didn't you? Oh, it's just a harmless little bunny, isn't it? Well, it's always the same. I always tell them--
Arthur: Oh, shut up!



Arthur: Run away! Run away!



As the horrendous Black Beast lunged forward, escape for Arthur and his knights seemed hopeless, when suddenly, the animator suffered a fatal heart attack. The cartoon peril was no more.



They pass Bridge of Death and arrive at...



The Castle Aaaagh



Sir Lancelot and Co. are arrested for murder of history.


PART ONE