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Makes Ben-Hur look like an Epic -- Sets The Cinema Back 900 Years


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It's Monty Python's Flying Circus Fansite



Englad 787 A.D.

It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut. In order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right?

Bring out your dead!

Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help! Help! I'm being repressed!

Black Knight: Running away, eh? You yellow bastards! Come back here and take what's coming to you. I'll bite your legs off!

If she weighs... the same as a duck,... she's made of wood. And therefore? A witch!

The book of the film

The Knights of Camelot

Arthur: Well, on second thought, let's not go to Camelot. It is a silly place.

A blessing from the Lord!

I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

Arthur: Are you sure he's got one?

History is butchered